US Team Benches Megan Rapinoe For “Unforgivable” Behavior: “Start Your Retirement Early”

The contentious attitude of Megan Rapinoe, a well-known name in the United States Women’s National Team, has become a growing concern for the team’s leadership. They believe that the problems she engenders have begun to outweigh her contributions. Team spokesperson, Joe Barron, commented on the situation, stating, “Rapinoe’s incessant unruly behavior on the field has […]

Chloe Amour Seeks Suitor Matching Her $206K Salary

hloe Amour’s ultra-strict dating rules are a deliberate strategy to filter out unsuitable suitors with poor hygiene.   Interestingly, she has shifted away from considering close-minded individuals and now prefers mature, older men whose annual earnings match or exceed her substantial $206K income. Despite facing judgment from some quarters, this Los Angeles native views financial […]